Season 0 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe: Unaired Uncut Original Pilot 45 - The Streaming Wars - part 1 46 - The Streaming Wars - part 2 Season 1 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 2 - Weight Gain 4000 3 - Volcano 4 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride 5 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig 6 - Death 7 - Pinkeye 8 - Starvin' Marvin 9 - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo 10 - Damien 11 - Tom's Rhinoplasty 12 - Mecha-Streisand 13 - Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Season 2 1 - Terrence & Phillip in 'Not Without My Anus' 2 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut 3 - Ike's Wee Wee 4 - Chickenlover 5 - Conjoined Fetus Lady 6 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka 7 - Flashbacks 8 - Summer Sucks 9 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls 10 - Chickenpox 11 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods 12 - Clubhouses 13 - Cow Days 14 - Chef Aid 15 - Spookyfish 16 - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson 17 - Gnomes 18 - Prehistoric Ice Man Season 3 1 - Rainforest Shmainforest 2 - Spontaneous Combustion 3 - The Succubus 4 - Jakovasaurs 5 - Tweek vs. Craig 6 - Sexual Harassment Panda 7 - Cat Orgy 8 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub 9 - Jewbilee 10 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 11 - Chinpokomon 12 - Hooked on Monkey Fonics 13 - Starvin' Marvin in Space! 14 - The Red Badge of Gayness 15 - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 16 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus 17 - Worldwide Recorder Concert Season 4 1 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 2 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 3 - Timmy 2000 4 - Quintuplets 2000 5 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA 6 - Cherokee Hair Tampons 7 - Chef Goes Nanners 8 - Something You Can Do with Your Finger 9 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? 10 - Probably 11 - Fourth Grade 12 - Trapper Keeper 13 - Helen Keller! The Musical 14 - Pip 15 - Fat Camp 16 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure 17 - A Very Crappy Christmas Season 5 1 - It Hits the Fan 2 - Cripple Fight 3 - Super Best Friends 4 - Scott Tenorman Must Die 5 - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow 6 - Cartmanland 7 - Proper Condom Use 8 - Towelie 9 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants 10 - How to Eat with Your Butt 11 - The Entity 12 - Here Comes the Neighborhood 13 - Kenny Dies 14 - Butters' Very Own Episode Season 6 1 - Jared Has Aides 2 - Asspen 3 - Freak Strike 4 - Fun With Veal 5 - The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer 6 - Professor Chaos 7 - The Simpsons Already Did It 8 - Red Hot Catholic Love 9 - Free Hat 10 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society 11 - Child Abduction is Not Funny 12 - A Ladder to Heaven 13 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers 14 - The Death Camp of Tolerance 15 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe 16 - My Future Self n' Me 17 - Red Sleigh Down Season 7 1 - Cancelled 2 - Krazy Kripples 3 - Toilet Paper 4 - I'm a Little Bit Country 5 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head 6 - Lil' Crime Stoppers 7 - Red Man's Greed 8 - South Park is Gay 9 - Christian Rock Hard 10 - Grey Dawn 11 - Casa Bonita 12 - All About Mormons 13 - Butt Out 14 - Raisins 15 - It's Christmas in Canada Season 8 1 - Good Times with Weapons 2 - Up the Down Steroid 3 - The Passion of the Jew 4 - You Got F'd in the A 5 - AWESOM-O 6 - The Jeffersons 7 - Goobacks 8 - Douche and Turd 9 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes 10 - Pre-School 11 - Quest for Ratings 12 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset 13 - Cartman's Incredible Gift 14 - Woodland Critter Christmas Season 9 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina 2 - Die Hippie, Die 3 - Wing 4 - Best Friends Forever 5 - The Losing Edge 6 - The Death of Eric Cartman 7 - Erection Day 8 - Two Days Before the Day After Christmas 9 - Marjorine 10 - Follow That Egg 11 - Ginger Kids 12 - Trapped in the Closet 13 - Free Willzyx 14 - Bloody Mary Season 10 1 - The Return of Chef 2 - Smug Alert 3 - Cartoon Wars Part 1 4 - Cartoon Wars Part 2 5 - A Million Little Fibers 6 - Manbearpig 7 - Tsst 8 - Make Love, Not Warcraft 9 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy 11 - Hell on Earth 2006 12 - Go God Go 13 - Go God Go XII 14 - Stanley's Cup Season 11 1 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson 2 - Cartman Sucks 3 - Lice Capades 4 - The Snuke 5 - Fantastic Easter Special 6 - D-Yikes! 7 - Night of the Living Homeless 8 - Le Petit Tourette 9 - More Crap 10 - Imaginationland: Episode I 11 - Imaginationland: Episode II 12 - Imaginationland: Episode III 13 - Guitar Queer-o 14 - The List Season 12 1 - Tonsil Trouble 2 - Britney's New Look 3 - Major Boobage 4 - Canada on Strike 5 - Eek, A Penis! 6 - Over Logging 7 - Super Fun Time 8 - The China Probrem 9 - Breast Cancer Show Ever 10 - Pandemic 11 - Pandemic 2: The Startling 12 - About Last Night... 13 - Elementary School Musical 14 - The Ungroundable Season 13 1 - The Ring 2 - The Coon 3 - Margaritaville 4 - Eat, Pray, Queef 5 - Fishsticks 6 - Pinewood Derby 7 - Fatbeard 8 - Dead Celebrities 9 - Butters' Bottom Bitch 10 - W.T.F. 11 - Whale Whores 12 - The F Word 13 - Dances with Smurfs 14 - Pee Season 14 1 - Sexual Healing 2 - The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs 3 - Medicinal Fried Chicken 4 - You Have 0 Friends 5 - 200 - part 1 6 - 201 - part 2 7 - Crippled Summer 8 - Poor and Stupid 9 - It's a Jersey Thing 10 - Insheeption 11 - Coon 2: Hindsight - part 1 12 - Mysterion Rises - part 2 13 - Coon vs. Coon & Friends - part 3 14 - Creme Fraiche Season 15 1 - HumancentiPad 2 - Funnybot 3 - Royal Pudding 4 - T.M.I. 5 - Crack Baby Athletic Association 6 - City Sushi 7 - You're Getting Old 8 - Ass Burgers 9 - The Last of the Meheecans 10 - Bass to Mouth 11 - Broadway Bro Down 12 - 1% 13 - A History Channel Thanksgiving 14 - The Poor Kid Season 16 1 - Reverse Cowgirl 2 - Cash for Gold 3 - Faith Hilling 4 - Jewpacabra 5 - Butterballs 6 - I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining 7 - Cartman Finds Love 8 - Sarcastaball 9 - Raising the Bar 10 - Insecurity 11 - Going Native 12 - A Nightmare on Facetime 13 - A Scause for Applause 14 - Obama Wins! Season 17 1 - Let Go, Let Gov 2 - Informative Murder Porn 3 - World War Zimmerman 4 - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers 5 - Taming Strange 6 - Ginger Cow 7 - Black Friday 8 - A Song of Ass and Fire 9 - Titties and Dragons 10 - The Hobbit Season 18 1 - Go Fund Yourself 2 - Gluten Free Ebola 3 - The Cissy 4 - Handicar 5 - The Magic Bush 6 - Freemium Isn't Free 7 - Grounded Vindaloop 8 - Cock Magic 9 - #REHASH 10 - #HappyHolograms Season 19 1 - Stunning and Brave 2 - Where My Country Gone? 3 - The City Part of Town 4 - You're Not Yelping 5 - Safe Space 6 - Tweek x Craig 7 - Naughty Ninjas 8 - Sponsored Content 9 - Truth and Advertising 10 - PC Principal Final Justice Season 20 1 - Member Berries 2 - Skank Hunt 3 - The Damned 4 - Wieners Out 5 - Douche and a Danish 6 - Fort Collins 7 - Oh, Jeez 8 - Members Only 9 - Not Funny 10 - The End of Serialization as We Know It Season 21 1 - White People Renovating Houses 2 - Put It Down 3 - Holiday Special 4 - Franchise Prequel 5 - Hummels & Heroin 6 - Sons A Witches 7 - Doubling Down 8 - Moss Piglets 9 - Super Hard PCness 10 - Splatty Tomato Season 22 1 - Dead Kids 2 - A Boy and a Priest 3 - The Problem with a Poo 4 - Tegridy Farms 5 - The Scoots 6 - Time to Get Cereal 7 - Nobody Got Cereal? 8 - Buddha Box 9 - Unfulfilled 10 - Bike Parade Season 23 1 - Mexican Joker 2 - Band in China 3 - SHOTS!!! 4 - Let Them Eat Goo 5 - Tegrity Farms Halloween Special 6 - Season Finale 7 - Board Girls 8 - Turd Burglars 9 - Basic Cable 10 - Christmas Snow Season 24 1 - The Pandemic Special Season 25 1 - Pajama Day 2 - The Big Fix 3 - City People 4 - Back to the Cold War 5 - Help, My Teenager Hates Me! 6 - Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special Season 26 1 - Cupid Ye 2 - The Worldwide Privacy Tour 3 - Japanese Toilet 4 - Deep Learning 5 - DikinBaus Hot Dogs 6 - Spring Break Season 27 1 - Sermon on the 'Mount 2 - Got a Nut 3 - Sickofancy 4 - Wok is Dead Season 28 1 - Twisted Christian 2 - The Woman in the Hat